The bit with David was the best!
I love this. She doesn’t care if he has two hands or not. She was just so excited to go on a date with him that someone else had to point out to her that Hook had a hand.
I did not know this.
The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth
a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe
"You come to me on the day of my daughter’s wedding, and you ask me for a pumpkin? This, I cannot do."
What I wouldn’t give for my hair to look like that just once!
My stomach growled super loud in French omg
I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize
hon hon hon feed me a baguette
Why do I even go on this website
your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting