lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

(Source: mostlycatsmostly)

tangledguardians:

WOAH WOAH WOAH HOLD ON

THIS IS BASICALLY THE WHOLE SONG

IN ONE POST. 

(Source: disney-where-dreams-come-true)

sadxfuzz:

THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN

sadxfuzz:

THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN

(Source: metaf)

alanmorlock:

Guardians of the Galaxy (1995)

awwww-cute:

Smile for the camera!

awwww-cute:

Smile for the camera!

(Source: joeydeangelis)

My school was doing an audition for the children version of The Hobbit, but for the 2nd and 3rd graders and I was at kindergarten. They said I was too young and I couldn’t just crash the auditions, but I was like “Hey, I wanna audition.” (x)

(Source: ouatdaily)

xbustedxmcflyx:

do you ever use music as a way to measure time

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

image

image

There are two kinds of people in this world.

(Source: coolator)

heliolisk:

laying on the grass sounds so nice until you realize there are bugs and dirt everywhere

(Source: kpfun)

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

(Source: tkr)

You could do so much.

(Source: trackerjabbers)